Just Ignore the Penis

“I tink it’s a girl dis time,” my aunt, “Nagynéni”, said, closing one eye and framing my cousin’s pregnant belly with her finger like a movie director. Anyu, Nagynéni, my cousin Erin, and I were sitting in the living room, watching Erin’s two boys play with dozens of dinosaur toys. “Yes, yes, that’s what your […]

American Goulash LIVE @ The Arts Bank

A little while back, I was selected as a featured artist at the First Person Arts Salon. First Person Arts has a mission of transforming the drama of real life into memoir and documentary art to foster appreciation for our unique and shared experience. The kind folks at First Person Arts wanted to know why […]

Mr. September

On the ninth day of Sexmas, I delivered to mommy…. Tom Selleck calling. I really do have a hard time telling the difference between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds. I guess Tom is hairier… How could we gauge this? Quick – someone invent a Hairometer so you can guess your HMI (Hair Mass Index). I […]

Mr. March

Earlier this week, I was invited to one of those obligatory holiday office party by a pharmaceutical consulting company that hires me for graphic design work. Since I know everyone at this company on a professional level, I was really surprised when one of these techies asked me about my “Sexmas Calendar“. Of course, those two little words caught the entire […]

New York, New York II: Pepper Spray

“I can’t belief you vould drag me up dis early for a stupid trip,” my mother said as we walked towards the main entrance of the Middlesex Mall. Even the security guard looked sleepy as he unlocked the doors and ushered us into the empty corridor. I however, was wide-eyed and bushy-tailed. I was going […]

Bath Time

Growing up, bathing was always an issue. Nagymama felt that excessive baths led to: -Red Hair (which makes you look like a whore) -All your hair falling out (well, at least it won’t be red anymore) -Kidney infections (resulting in death) I was allowed to take a bath once a week, but showering was forbidden. Nagymama […]

“American Goulash” on XPN

Okay, so technically this isn’t a video, it’s audio…but at least it saves your eyes from reading (Later in the week, I will upload the transcription of these stories for anyone that is hard of hearing or anyone that prefers to read along, but for now, I hope you enjoy listening!) Stephanie Yuhas – Interview Stephanie Yuhas – […]